Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do burgers like to dance?