What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?