What's a pastor's favorite city?
Providence.
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?