What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A hamburger.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What kind of bird can write?
How does dinner smell?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?