What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A hamburger.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why was the fish so smart?
Which celebrity always frowns?