What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
What do you call a flying police officer?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?