What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where does breakfast live?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?