What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?