What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's black and white and red all over?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a pile of cats?