What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Where does breakfast live?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are books always so angry?
Which relative loves rice?