Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What horn never makes a sound?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the frog starve?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?