Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?