Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do sheep say when they're in love?