Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How do hurricanes see?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you find at the end of everything?