What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Cross your finger bones!
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What kind of bird can write?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?