What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Cross your finger bones!
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?