Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What fish only swims at night?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What nationality are most fish?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?