Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why do trees try new things so often?