What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?