Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
Why was the math book sad?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?