Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Because all of their bats flew away!
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?