Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?