Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do cows go to New York?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
I broke my finger!
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How do you raise a baby elephant?