Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
What is the smallest lion?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What does a female lion call her mate?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?