Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?