What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Sandy Claus.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a silly hill?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?