What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Sandy Claus.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why was the mime upset?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?