Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How does NASA organize a company party?
What animals make the best students?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?