Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did summer say to spring?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?