Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
How can you make 7 even?
What name sounds like the past tense?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How can you farm during the winter?