Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was the bud so shy?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What animal loves Indian food?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is the strongest animal?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?