What do you find at the end of everything?
The letter G.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What kind of music do planets like?