What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What are baby potatoes called?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?