What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's the most common blood type for insects?