What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do insects learn at school?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where do ships always get stuck?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?