Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Because they sleep like a dog.
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a peanut in space?