What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?