What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do you wash a lamb?