What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What siblings are always sad?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?