What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
When should you start writing a book?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Two silkworms got in a fight.