What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Libertea.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a cat's favorite snack?