What's a kitty's favorite book?
The Great Catsby.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did summer say to spring?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?