What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the frog starve?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How do you measure a millennial?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?