What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What kind of dog chases anything red?