What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?