What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
It's allergy season again?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What day is your mom always right?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How do you make a bandstand?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?