What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do cows say on NYE?