Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's the richest basketball team?
Where do tough ducks come from?