Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?