What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?