What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
There's mushroom for improvement!
What do Scottish toads play?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Can February March?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?