What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why are winter days great?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?