What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a forklift?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?