What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
The Lord of the Wings.
What time is your dentist appointment?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What condiment has wings?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?