Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
What food is a man's best friend?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?