Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?