What animals love to close envelopes?
Seals.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How do amoebas make calls?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?