What animals love to close envelopes?
Seals.
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which insect is the smartest?