What type of bean doesn't have protein?
A Jelly Bean®.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What day is your mom always right?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A book just fell on my head.