What type of bean doesn't have protein?
A Jelly Bean®.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where was Noah born?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What sport requires no movement at all?