Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?