Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the fish blush?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?