Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Sean Pen.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What game do bats excel at?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?