Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do fairies always drink?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's the opposite of irony?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How are mountains able to see?