Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Who are Frosty's parents?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?