What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?