What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which cats have the best manners?