What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?