What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a forklift?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?