Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How can you make 7 even?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why do bees gossip?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?