What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What color are all the books in the library?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?