What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's the noisiest food?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call an animal pop star?