Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
When should you start writing a book?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why was the math book sad?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's a henway?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Bears love exotic cars.
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?