Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
What's the loudest sport?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What are you studying in math?