Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the robot want for Christmas?