Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?