Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. It's tearable...
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which state has the best streets?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?