Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. It's tearable...
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?