What do naked fish play with?
Bare-a-cudas.
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Who invented fractions?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How does a barber get to work?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?