What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?