Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did summer say to spring?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?