Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?